Text by Paul O'Connor, Dungeon Master
Having thoroughly evolved past their "kick door, kill monster" phase, the lads keep using their noodles, carefully reconnoitering the Ogre Barracks before taking action. It wasn't quite as parliamentary as last week but compared to the ill-fated Scorpion Plan, this was a considered approach.
Inside the barracks -- three rooms. A middle chamber with a far-too-serious ogre on duty, an eastern chamber with a pile of sleeping ogres, and a western chamber with ...
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Blah's Doctor Doolittle act came in handy, as he learned the aforementioned snake was huuuuuungry, so huuungry.
(There was a spider attack mixed in there, too).
After that, the plan practically wrote itself. Combine ogres, locked doors, and hungry snakes; let stand before serving. Khostov even got to unleash his sexy Phantasmal Force gag, which is fast becoming his signature magic. Needs a name for the discipline. Sensuorcery? Sexus Magicae? It occurs to me that with powers like this, a magical pimp could make a decent living without risking his neck in a frost giant's fortress.
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