Music and Lyrics by Paul O'Connor, Dungeon Master
You know Farrah and Jenny and Dee Dah and Arthur
Thrombosis and Khostov and Oolan and Sommpher
But do you recall
The most famous Half Orc of all?
Blah-ah the Antlered Half-Orc
Had a very silver tongue
And if you ever heard it
You would even say it sung
All of the other delvers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Blah-ah
Join in any delver games
Then one foggy dungeon Eve
Dice rolls came to say
"Blah-ah, with your speech so bright
Won't you guide the deer tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Blah-ah the Antlered Half-Orc
You'll go down in his - tor - ree!"
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