Sunday, February 27, 2022

D&D Session 36 (2/23/22): Wherein We Go Full Orc


Text by Paul O'Connor, Dungeon Master  

Hard to believe we are into the second year of our D&D Trope Tour and have yet to battle orcs!
Perhaps the orcs were given pause by the newly muscled-up march order of our heroes -- seven mounted Blue Mountain Brothers in chain with swords and shield, plus Cummings and his little wagon train. A small army.
The orcs would have done well to avoid this one. They charged right toward the campsite in the dead of night. There was a desultory attempt to lay an ambush, but Droom (a Blue Mountain Brother, and kin of the late Thrombosis, clear from the way he couldn't stop throwing up) wrecked that for everyone.
Blah and the orc chief exchanged insults, which is basically the pregame show.



 And then it was on! And then it was off! Didn't take much to dispatch the orcs, frankly, though there were some good moments -- Sommpher turning into a killing machine, Arthur wrestling with wolves, Khostov blasting his pipes and levitating away from danger trailing fog clouds of confusion, and Blah beating the chief in single(ish) combat while convincing his wolf to desert.
But in the morning, the party woke up surrounded by seemingly the entire Tiger tribe of the Reghed Barbarians, so maybe the orcs were just the warmup act ...?

Friday, February 18, 2022

D&D Session 35 (2/16/22): Sing-Along




Music and Lyrics by Paul O'Connor, Dungeon Master  


You know Farrah and Jenny and Dee Dah and Arthur

Thrombosis and Khostov and Oolan and Sommpher

But do you recall

The most famous Half Orc of all?

Blah-ah the Antlered Half-Orc

Had a very silver tongue

And if you ever heard it

You would even say it sung

All of the other delvers

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Blah-ah

Join in any delver games

Then one foggy dungeon Eve

Dice rolls came to say

"Blah-ah, with your speech so bright

Won't you guide the deer tonight?"

Then how the reindeer loved him

As they shouted out with glee

"Blah-ah the Antlered Half-Orc

You'll go down in his - tor - ree!"









Friday, February 4, 2022

D&D Session 34 (2/2/22): Lore Dump

 

Text by Paul O'Connor, Dungeon Master  

Once upon a time, there was a mountain, a perpetually snow-capped peak near Hundlestone. The dwarves called it Noggak, and Uuthil was its Drow name. Humans, unimaginatively, just called it Blue. Blue Mountain.

For ages, Noggak was worked by dwarves for gold. Humans followed, and there was a glorious age of cooperation and trade. Together, humans and dwarves built the Castle of Blue Hills.

Then a fresh discovery of Ice Opals led to greed, mistrust, and an underground war.

The mine played out and the war sputtered to an end. The Castle of Blue Hills was abandoned. Drow tunneled up into the chambers of the exhausted dwarves, and enslaved them.

Unnamed among the enslaved dwarves was a sorcerer, his name lost to time. To please his masters, he built a mighty magical forge, and created wonderous armors and weapons.

But his experimentations went too far. His dwarven workers were transformed into a gibbering mass, and the sorcerer himself degraded into a dribbling Nothic. The sorcerer’s Spectator foreman was left alone to finish armor for the Drow.


Decades passed, maybe centuries.

Then came the Frost Giant, King Gut. Exiled by his own people, he moved into the ruined Castle of Blue Hills with his slaves and followers, and brokered a peace with the dragon Codoroth the Longtail, staving off the dragon with regular sacrifice.

Through simple good luck, Gut discovered a fresh field of Ice Opals, and set his slaves to mining them.


The wealth of the opals fired Gut’s thirst for vengeance against the world that exiled him, and he began to raise an army of orcs and ogres, while his Frost Daughters lured men to his slave pens.

Then the Frost Daughters lured the wrong guys.

 


In short order, Gut was decapitated by his own legendary vorpal blade, the slaves were freed, and an avalanche buried Gut’s dreams along with the Castle of Blue Hills.

And in the roots of the mountain, our adventurers found the ruins of the old dwarven tunnels, and found the magical forge where armor had long since failed to flow to distant Drow masters.

They discovered the foul remnants of the once-proud operation — the Mouther, the degraded sorcerer, the desperate Spectator.



In a way, they finished the order … and wisely bugged out before the Drow, who had long since forgotten all about the place, were alerted to investigate.

Escaping the dungeon, up a winding stair, at last our heroes came to a watch tower high atop Blue Mountain. Dazzling white light reflected from the snow field beyond slitted windows.

The Spectator flew into the blue sky — free, finally free!  Enter Codoroth the Longtail, who swallowed the poor Spectator …



Thus ends the sage of Blue Mountain. Sic Transit Gloria.







Friday, January 28, 2022

HPE D&D Session #1: In Search of Kobold Fire Wine

 

My studio, Hidden Path Entertainment, is now running D&D sessions once a month.  We had our first one tonight.

Our adventure began at Brickshaven University in a small town outside of Waterdeep.  A Tortle professor needed Kobald Fire wine for his fish recipe to "taste right".  So off our party went into the underdark.


Left to right: Humanknight searching for his name; Auric an Earth Gensai; Iris the Elf ranger; and Orenock a Tielfling wizard
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The party came upon two Kobold workers who didn't appear to be friendly, so Auric cast a sleep spell, and Orenock hit one with a charm spell.  Buddies for an hour.  He tagged along with us until he was no longer useful.  Anyone speak Kobold?



Outsmarting an Ogre guard when there's nowhere to go in the Underdark.  

Hiding behind their wagon of explosive kobold vat discharge, Orenock uses thaumaturgy to recreate a goblin noise behind the ogre guard, while simultaneously **Humanknight fires a bolt in the same direction.  Noise... distraction... success!  The ogre grumbly goes to investigate, leaving the path open... for the moment.  Auric and the Ranger keep out of sight.

** It was actually Iris the Ranger who fire from her longbow.  Apologies Ranger!






Thursday, January 27, 2022

Starting a new Dungeons and Dragons campaign at work!

 Hidden Path Entertainment is starting up a new campaign with first level characters tomorrow.  Gonna try a Tiefling Wizard by the name of Ornock this time.  Kind of scary only having 8 hit points!




Monday, January 17, 2022

That's going to leave a mark.

My D&D character, Blah the Barbarian, took some acid in the face when poking at a black pudding in our last adventure.